GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. And t